Chunc Chi Chunc Chi - This Episode "Your Horoscopes" All words by "Mystic Joejoe and Zodiac Shauny Boy Aries - Flatulence may become a danger within public transport this month. Taurus - If it rains your cow will die. Gemini - Schizophrenia may be rife in the West Country this Friday. Cancer - Don't milk your chickens unless a tall man winks at you. Leo - Fried bread will be a source of dissatisfaction for your loved ones this month. Virgo - Snooker may cause server disfigurement this week (Tuesday's fine) Libra - Navigating your personal inner turmoil will lead to chocolate. Scorpio - Confident swaggers and excessive flirtation may be what's needed. Sagittarius - Snorting broken biscuits isn't big nor clever. If you relapse, seek immediate assistance from your local butcher. Capricorn - With the alignment of Choo-Choo and Brum brum, you may be feeling strangely childish this month. Aquarius - The growth of curly hair may signify a shift in the bowel, but when Methuselah passes Uranus, normality will resume. Pisces - Verbal violence will hopefully be coming your way this week. Don't prepare, just sit back and unzip your fury. |